Crazy guy

Today at work i put Tea in my Coffee cup, because that is the wild and crazy type of guy i am.

Smiling,but why?

I tend to smile a lot, basically because i have no idea what the hell is going on around here!

Sex Addict

If i was a recovering sex addict i think i would opt for a group therapy session

Lone ranger

When i encounter a problem that is baffling, i just stop for a minute and think..How would the lone Ranger solve this?

Zombies[part 1]

My wife told me i need to join a cause and get my frustrations out. So i joined a cause, i joined the Zombie anti-defamation league.

Route 66?

Alcohol may lead me nowhere, but at least i am taking the scenic route!

Being alone

In Genesis, it says that it's not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

Book Tossing

I threw my copy of "Canterbury Tales" across the room. I just wanted to see a flying Chaucer

Offering

Sarcasm is just one more service that i offer.

Lost and Found

I finally figured out why Waitresses give you their first names when the serve you. It is in case you have to file a missing persons report a few hours later.

Thrifty

My wife say's i am cheap but i just say i am thrifty, so what if i have owned clothes that have come back into style twice!

Computer sex

Hell i have a great Sex life, my computer is always going down on me.

Mortgages

My bank is asking way too much for my Mortgage. Christ last month alone they asked for it 4 times.

My work attitude

I don't like to think of it as going to work everyday, so much as going to a big building with free coffee where i can pee on the toilet seat without retribution.

Reality

Reality is just an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol.

Maturity

I now know what maturity means..Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature!

Bad Boys and Woman

I heard that woman are attracted to bad boys, so every once in awhile i throw a can into the regular garbage can!

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Now playing: Daddy Dewdrop - Chick a Boom
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Blame

You know, it is so easy to blame others, which is the reason i do it!

Grrrr

I don't say this often but...grrrr

Understanding women

I am not old enough to understand women, but than again according to mu Grandfather nobody has ever lived long enough to understand women.

Slackers

In the tradition of my ancestors, i have decided to honour them by remaining a slacker!